Andy Milonakis - We are Llamas

Song Rating: 8.60/10

Song lyrics:

[Intro]

[Hook]
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[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
Call the cops, call the cops
Got mad motherf**ing marijuana crops
Got lime trees and lemon trees
Got twenty dirty b**hes down on their knees
Water, water, H2O
No big screens, no HBO
Tomato, tomato, potato, potato
These hoes just won the fat boy lotto
Hef, please let me use your grotto, hefty b**hes is my motto
If you get on top, hooker, I think you might break my throttle
Ill knock your head off, you softer than a b**hs skin
You stupid b**hes cannot win, f** your wifey in the face
And then Ill take your next of kin, Rin Tin Tin, Ill stick a dildo
In your f**ing fish food, which dudes fish food
A rich dudes fish food, I got an iPad
IMac body and your mama s**s my dick when shes high on mollies, mollies

[Hook]
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Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
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[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
Dirt Nasty and sh**
This is agriculture
I grab a vulture
Who left that soda on the table?
Grab a coaster (Do that sh**)
Girls wanna cuddle
Yeah, they wanna snuggle
Aw, thats a cute teddy bear
Put it in your butthole
Ooh what you know bout me, Dirt Nasty, b**h, Im a farmer
Come through with a ugly a** ho, call her two-headed llama
She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas


I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama

[Hook]
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[Verse 3: Riff Raff]
Ay, yo
Spandex, I pull up with a lamb text
Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin on you poodles
Two cougars, forty-plus, clutching Rugers
Black out the two-seater, MC Hammer, have you seen her
Forty karats in the gallon
Its apparent, your parents, got em runnin like mascara
Tempers flaring, I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren
Four bad b**hes on probation, are you sharing?
Got em jealous, twenty inches on you fellas chop the tellers
Got em running over Jerome Bettis, Versace lettuce
No dieting, Gucci eyelids, I go to sleep, snobby pilots

[Hook]
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Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
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[Verse 4: Diplo]
Diplo
Im a farmer boy, goin Scottie Pippen in Illinois
Teeth full of diamonds and corduroys, been a while since I was unemployed
Im the real McCoy, not a Hatfield
My RV got rims on twelve wheels, I ride to the club on a school of seals
Turtles and beluga whales, escargot and a plate of snails
My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well
Only time will tell, bong like I just cracked the liberty bell
Gracin on the cover of Mademoiselle, sicker than a sick guy with sickle cell
Andy Milonakis just went to jail
Drinking V8 in the V12 with three Ls smelling like Adele

[Hook]
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Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum

Date of text publication: 18.01.2021 at 09:54