Jimmy Pop - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Song Rating: 8.50/10

Song lyrics:

If your a** is a Chinese restaurant, Ill have the Poo Poo Platter

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. cla**
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my a**
I said guys Im like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get

[Chorus]
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that dont dig
Chicks that dont dig guys like me
See Im not queer Im too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe its a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a supermodel would be easy

Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb
Ya see Id be a good listener so shed treat me like a sister and soon Id become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldnt take a week before Im in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get

[Chorus]

Doesnt matter what Im packin in my denim its whats in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean


See Im not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No Im not Princess Di and I dont wanna be a queen
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay Id have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my moms hair stylist his name is Kip hes got a lisp he talks like thith
And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get

[Chorus]
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that dont dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that dont dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that dont dig
Chicks that dont dig guys like me
See Im not queer Im too ugly

And I dont shave my heiny
Dont shave my heiny
See Im not queer Im too ugly

And I dont shave my heiny
Dont shave my heiny
See Im not queer Im too ugly

And I dont shave my heiny
Dont shave my heiny
See Im not queer Im too ugly

Date of text publication: 17.01.2021 at 03:02