Neil Cicierega - Numbers

Song Rating: 8.40/10

Song lyrics:

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But heres my number

Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine

Heres my number, so call me maybe
Ba-ba-baby
Baby

Hey kids (Heres my number)
Call 1-800-909-4300 (So call me maybe)
To hear grandpas scary stories and join the Junior Vampires Club
(Thirteen high)
Call 1-900-909-UFOS (So call me maybe)
This may be the most shocking phone call youll ever make

Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine
Im sorry, the number you have reached is not in service
Heres my number, so call me maybe
Ba-ba-baby
Baby

I am He-Man, call She-Ra and me at 1-900-909-2233 (So call me maybe)
Get your parents permission, theres a new adventure every day
I have the power

Call 1-900-500-5000 (Thirteen high)
When all you can think about is one thing
One sensuous people

Sorry Im not home right now
Im walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and Ill call you back
A likely story, but leave a message and Ill call you back

If youre all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Eight

Who you gon call?
Who you gon call?
Who you gon call?
Think you better call
Who you gon call?
Who you gon call?
Who can you call?

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are giving away out personal numbers
(If you call me right now, Ill give you my private number)
(Um, if you call that number, Ill give you my personal number if you call that and well rap)
(Heres my number)
$2 the first minute (So call me maybe)
Forty-five cents each additional minute (Ba-ba-baby)
(Baby)


Ask your parents before you call (Heres my number)

Dial 1-900-820-8888 (So call me maybe)
And you could win the RoboCop GameBoy
(Your telephone is linked to my weapon system)
1-900-909-3500 (So call me maybe)
Get the secret clues and tips for Nintendo players
Dont let Zelda down!

Sorry Im not home right now
Im walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and Ill call you back

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
(Sorry, wrong number)

Sorry Im not home right now
Im walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and Ill call you back
A likely story, but leave a message
And Ill call you back

And its all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine

Who you gon call?
Heres my number, so call me maybe (Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine)
Baby
Who you gon call?
Heres my number, so call me maybe (Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine)
This is crazy

Date of text publication: 18.01.2021 at 11:28